Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
why are 15 year olds so angry
someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing
date someone who uses their turn signal
no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up